Jokes that make no sense1. Q. If I have 15 cats, and you don't like ice cream. How many penguins are sitting on the roof?A. Purple aliens can't fly.2. Q. How many trees do caterpillars eat?A. Woolen scarves. Because motorcycles don't have doors.3. Q. If you are hiking through a lake, and the wings fall off your plane, how many spoons does it take to build a snowman?A. 27- Synchronized swimmers doesn't chew shoes.